Two years ago I wrote an article for the Standard. It was pretty gross. It was about Hallowe’en (which, really, I don’t even like very much).
That being said, I dug up the article and thought I would post some of it. Mostly because it’s gross.
You know what is also gross? My pumpkin that I carved this way for the last 8 years or so. This one is from a few years ago.



